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My love for charlotte is so great,

Here are some of the famous taglines from the movie TWILIGHT.

//When you can live forever what do you live for?
//The forbidden fruit tastes the sweetest.
//And so the lion fell in love with the lamb.
//Forever begins now.
//Nothing will be the same.
//Do I dazzle you?

How about “You are my life now?” Or “You are exactly my brand of Heroin…”

i am only afraid of losing you

his hunt is his obsession he’ll never gonna stop

 

“Every time he touched me, in even the most casual way, my heart had an audible reaction.”

“you don’t hav to breathe?”


 

Edward:Are you afraid
Bella: Only afraid of losing you
““`

James: You’re alone… because you’re faster than the others. But not stronger…
Edward Cullen: I’m strong enough to kill you

 

 

Isabella Swan: How old are you? 
Edward Cullen: Seventeen. 
Isabella Swan: How long have you been seventeen? 
Edward Cullen: ...awhile. 

Isabella Swan: I'm not scared of you. 
Edward Cullen: You really shouldn't have said that. 

Isabella Swan: Are you going to tell me how you stopped the van? 
Edward Cullen: Yeah. Um... I had an adrenaline rush. It's very common. You can Google it. 

Edward Cullen: What did you expect? Coffins and dungeons and moats? 
Isabella Swan: No, not the moats. 
Edward Cullen: Not the moats. 

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Isabella Swan: Graduation caps? 
Edward Cullen: Private joke. We matriculate a lot. 

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[from trailer] 
Edward Cullen: Are you afraid? 
Isabella Swan: I'm only afraid of losing you. 

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Edward Cullen: And so the lion fell in love with the lamb. 
Isabella Swan: What a stupid lamb. 
Edward Cullen: What a sick, masochistic lion. 

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Isabella Swan: Will you tell me the truth? 
Edward Cullen: No, probably not. 
[Bella turns away slighly angry] 
Edward Cullen: I'd rather hear your theories. 
Isabella Swan: I have considered radiocative spiders and kryptonite. 
Edward Cullen: All superhero stuff right? But what if I'm not the hero? What if I am the bad guy? 
Isabella Swan: You're not. 
[Edward smiles] 

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Edward Cullen: I only said it would be better if we weren't friends, not that I didn't want to be. 
Isabella Swan: What does that mean? 
Edward Cullen: It means if you're smart... you'll stay away from me. 
Isabella Swan: I think you've made your opinion of the subject on my intellect clear, too. 

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Edward Cullen: That's what you dream about? Being a monster? 
Isabella Swan: I dream about being with you forever. 

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Isabella Swan: You know, your mood swings are kinda giving me whiplash. 

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Rosalie Hale: Does she even like Italian? 
Dr. Carlisle Cullen: Her name's Bella. I'm sure she'll love it. 
Esme Cullen: Get a whiff of that. 
Esme Cullen: Here comes the human. 

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James: You're alone... because you're faster than the others. But not stronger... 
Edward Cullen: I'm strong enough to kill you 

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Edward Cullen: Hold on tight spidermonkey 
[climbs up tree] 
Edward Cullen: Do you trust me? 
Isabella Swan: In theory 
Edward Cullen: Close your eyes 
[Jumps to next tree and climbs to top] 
Edward Cullen: [Bella gasps] What? 
Isabella Swan: This isn't real. This kind of stuff just doesn't exist 
Edward Cullen: It does in my world 

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Isabella Swan: Look, You gotta give me some answers. 
Edward Cullen: Yes... No... To get to the other side... 1.772... 
Isabella Swan: I don't need the square root of pi. 

"Are You Afraid?" "No."
"Say it out loud." "Vampire."
"You inspired this one."
"I'm Breaking all the rules."
"What if i'm not the hero, what if i'm the bad guy?"
"You are my life now."
"You are my exactly my brand of heroine." 
"Hold on spider monkey."
"Well I just want to try one thing."

Bella: Can you at least try to act human? I have neighbors you know!
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James: awwwwww, you brought a snack
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Edward: So how you liking the rain?
Bella: your asking me about weather?
Edward: I guess i am
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Emmitt: This is wrong Edward, Shes not one of us!
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Edward: Whats in Jacksonville?
Bella: How'd you knw about that?
Edward: That Doesn't answer my question?
Bella: You dont answer mine, you dont even say hi to me!
Edward: Hi
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Bella trips while on the field trip and edward catches her
Edward: Watch were you walk it helps
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Twilight with a twist. Haha! [Give Twilight a twist that kicks!]

Got this from another blog,its "cezkie-chan" multiply.
Source: http://cezkie14.multiply.com/journal/item/110/twilight_pare.

Note: Content has explicit words and events.


(Original text)
grabbed from sheldon

Twilight

kasi pare ganito daw yun. may isa daw babae na hot daw pare. pero maputla siya kasi hindi siya inalagaan ng nanay niya pare. tapos pare emo daw siya kasi nga daw hindi siya mahal ng mundo at para siyang patay na bata na galit sa mundo. tapos pare, lumipat daw siya ng tirahan kasi daw masyado daw siyang emo para sa luma niyang tirahan. sabi niya sa nanay niya "tangina mo nay gusto ko lumipat kay tay". tangina pare hindi nagalit nanay niya. sabi lang ng nanay niya "tangina mo pare wag ka magmura".

so lumipat siya sa tatay niya di ba? pagkarating niya dun sabi niya, "tangina erpat bakit maulan dito?" sabi ng erpat niya "gago "bur" months na! malamig na tangena". so nagtaka yung babaeng simula ngayon ay tatawagin na lang nating "babaeng maputla at emo".

so pumasok siya sa school di ba? binigyan siya ng truck ng tatay niya pare. sabi ng tatay niya "tangina mo sa'yo na tong truck ko". sabi niya "salamat tay".

pagkarating niyang school tsong, may nakita siyang lalaking mukhang bangkay pero pogi. sakto. pogi pero mukhang bangkay. sabi ni babaeng maputla at emo "hot pare".

nung chem lab na ni babaeng maputla at emo, natagpuan niyang lab partner niya yung poging bangkay. so nung tinignan siya nung poging bangaky, ang asim ng mukha nito. mukhang nandiri ata kay babaeng maputla at emo.

sabi ni poging bangkay "tangina mo". sabi ni babaeng maputla at emo "tangina KA". sabi ni poging bangkay "tangina NIYA oh *tumuro sa teacher nila*". sabi ni babaeng maputla at emo "oo nga noh. TANGINA MO". sabi ni poging bangkay "tangina mo gago bampira ako". tapos naghubad siya ng damit at kumintab ang katawan niya kasi linagyan niya ng glitters ang abs niya kasi tigas siya at ganun na ang mga tigas ngayon na nagpupuntang emba.

so pare na in love si babaeng maputla at emo kay poging bangkay. si poging bangkay naman sige lang kasi sex din daw yun. so ayun. angshweet shweet nila.

"eow poh... ahihihihi"

"bebe mwahugz,..... ^^,"

so tapos nun nagpunta sila sa damuhan kasi.... alam mo na. tapos sabi ni poging bangkay "ikaw na buhay ko ngayon" sabi ni babaeng maputla at emo "tangina mo gago patay ka na". sabi ni poging bangkay "TANGINA KA".

tapos nagsex sila

so basically pare yun lang yung mga importanteng nangyari sa buong storya. intense noh? kaya pala nahhook lahat ng tao. akala ko overrated. hindi pala. astig pala. alam naman natin ang basic equation ng pagkacool.

Romantic pick up lines

Pick up lines that are romantic, sweet, sexy and funny. 

Can you give me directions to your heart? 
I've seemed to have lost myself in your eyes. 

Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living? 

Is it hot in here, or is it just you? 

Do you believe in love at first sight... or should I walk by you again? 

Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off? 

Something tells me you're sweet. Can I have a sample? 

Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room? 

If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever. 

If beauty were time, you'd be eternity. 

I'd ask you for a light, but you've already lit my fire. 

I don't dance. But I'd love to hold you while you do. 

You look like a girl who has heard every pick up line in the book, so what's one more going to hurt? 

Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business. 

There's so much to say but your eyes keep interrupting me. 

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. 

If I told you you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? 

May we kiss those we please, and please those we kiss? 

A curved line is the loveliest distance between two points. 

Just call me milk, I'll do your body good. 

That sweater looks nice on you but it would look nicer crumpled up beside my bed. 

Excuse me is your last name Gillette? ...because you are the best a man can get! 

Your lips are kinda wrinkled. Mind if I press them? 

If I gave you a sexy negligee, would there be anything in it for me? 

Clothes aren't sexy. Women are. 

Please be patient - this is my first time. 

All those curves, and me with no brakes. 

You can't be real. May I pinch you to see if I'm dreaming? 

Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?